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Eyes green, hair brown, trapped mid-way within the Arrogant Twenties. Loves to practice being pompous on unsuspecting strangers as well as warm and deserving friends. Library of 5,000, happily boasting a few pulpy SK's amid the Pinter and the Browning. Over-educated and under-skilled. Very popular at home, where lives alone with cat, Shiloh. Sole sport--fencing. Wants to wed the ocean. Has never been able to whistle but plays a mean Moonlight Sonata. Feed me Thai or Vietnamese, show me Kubrick, be nice to animals and gays, and maybe you won't get the Eyebrow.

Oh. Beat my Samprini, this sounds too much like my yearbook entry.

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